heh... yeah...

http://stripedcow.tumblr.com/

i lost...

i guess it's true what they say...

they're attracted more to assholes.

......... fuck it. i'll never change into one of those.

so... cobra commander from gi joe just cut me off while driving to the gym today. she also had colorful minions in the car riding with her wearing the same damn visor things that asian old women wear. what the hell is that thing?! who invented those things anyway? u guys look like you're ready to weld metal together with blow torches. like... is it for not getting your face tanned? cuz if that's the case then what about your damn arms? i don't see any metal welding protective gear on your arms. only that cobra commander driver was fully protected. had that visor, a dark blue hat over it matching with the sweater she put over her arms. actually... i think that might've been one of those snuggie things i see on tv infomercials that make ppl look like jedis from star wars. but i can't tell. i just caught a quick glimps of them creating havok on the streets. bitches... lucky seeing you made me laugh instead of getting more angry for your shitty driving skills. maybe it's cuz that thing in your face is in the way.

anyhow, speaking of tans. fuck. i got burned on sunday going fishing under that sun cooking me at 34 degrees or more while i was stuck on a damn boat not catching anything but seaweed. damn... if only it was smokable. but atleast i got rid of that damn farmer's tan! AND my legs are tanned but i got the shorts tan. cuz like... im not gonna wear speedos while staying in a boat with a buncha dudes just so i can tan myself better. fuck that shit... i don't wear those things anyway. it's waaaaaaaay past my comfort zone. but anyway, i've been seeing some pretty funny tan lines out there that i have to make a list of it's funny-ness.

the "jax" tan - if you've played mortal kombat and notice that one and only black guy in the game then you already know what i'm talking about. this tan occurs when people wear their sleeveless tee's outside and they're left with their arms up to the shoulder in a different color than their body. sooo... jax is black, so invert the picture if ur too dumb to understand still.

yeah, yeah... im still inking it. inking really takes some work u know. also... there are days where i was just pure lazy. so shut up. but on another note! i am currently working on the rough draft of the 2nd chapter. damn... too many ideas on this one. hope it all fits.. so... who are these visitors that keep checking me up from facebook? yeah, that's right. i see you. well... not really. but hey! welcome!

soo... i've skimmed through some ppl's blog pages through the metros and i've noticed that there's like... different types of bloggers. "what kinds are there?" well timmy! im glad you asked! during my bored time in the seneca learning center, i clicked on metro profiles for inspiration on writing something new since i havent written anything on xanga for 2592000 seconds! WOW! that's exactly 30 days!!! (i actually googled a calculator for that.) so what do i have? well, i made a top 5 list for it!

5 the daily planner kinda like twitter but instead, they write a full schedule on what they are going to do. like... as a daily thing too. i never seen anyone put soooo much detail in what they're going to do, where they're going to do it, and the exact time it's going to be done. AND making it super public without the xanga friend lock whatchuma call it. "hey everybody! i don't know most of you but please stalk my asshole! im toooooootally prepared for any sexual predators." well, i only ran into a few of these blogs and they're all dudes soooo... yeah. one day someone's gonna enjoy tossing your salad.

4 the personal diary-ist shut up... i couldn't think of a better name for it. these are the type of people that write in diaries. sorta like "dear diary, tom looked at me during class and i just couldn't stop smiling. i really think he is the one even though all he did was ask for a pen from me. but he asked ME! like, i am sooo the luckiest girl in the world. i wonder what our babies would look like." ok so first of all... whoa. second of all i made that whole thing up, so i withdraw my "whoa". but you get the point. i really don't have a problem with this kind of stuff but, do you really have to make this a public thing when it's written as if it was personal? why was i able to read about personal things like your time of the month and how you were so embarrassed cuz on civies day you decided to wear white pants regardless of your vag-bandage but you wanted to wear it anyway cuz you know it would attract your crush but then your crush happens to spot the spot on your g-spot. well... i guess it depends on the person if they are comfortable sharing embarrassing stories. heh, ahhwell. keep em coming!

3 the columnist these people write as if they are writing for a newspaper. which is kind of interesting. i begin to realize different styles in writing ever since english literature class and i must say, you guys should really write for newspapers or even your own book. most of these types post their stuff publicly on the front page of xanga like articles on cooking, cars, relationships, robots taking over the world, and they make it look like professional writing. thumbs up guys. but i only read a few of you cuz i rather read real world stuff that would most likely make me laugh out of my seat choking on a peanut butter and nutella sandwich i just made to make it taste like a reese's peanut butter cup. mmm... not bad... not the same though but, not bad at all.

2 the randomist activist you guys are frikin hilarious. these are the bloggers i love sooo much but unfortanately unable to see a lot of. im talking about those bloggers that can talk about anything and put a stupid twist to it to make it funny as hell but at the same time you learn something from it. although i usually just click and don't want to save you cause it would seem stalkerish from a random stranger but usually you guys make my day. too bad i can never find your page again for some reason but whatever, i know a better site for random blogs that contain pure 100% concentrated raw awesomeness. but im glad to see that i ran into metros randomists! makes me feel right at home. ....... where the hell did the rest of my sandwich go?

1 the relationship venter annnnnnnnnnnnd the number one spot goes to (even though there really isnt any important order for this top 5 thing)........ you guys! or should i say girls. yeah... i usually click on the metro girls pages first. why? cuz your profile pic is an attention grabber AND i get interested on what you ladies think. unfortunately... it's always venting about the bf, and/or ex-bf. how many times have you guys repeated yourselves?! i would like to think that people learn from these kind of things the first couple of times it has been written but damn. you break up and you're over him, now you're back again and you write a peom about it. then u break up up again and write hate stuff about him and how you're never gonna go back to him but then next blog you write how much you miss him and then end up getting back together on the next blog and how he's the greatest on the next one after that. and why do i read all this stuff? i dunno! it's like watching something on tv but reading. curiousity keeps my eyes peeled to see if anything happens next. damn you curiousity! how many cats have you killed?! there was an old saying used for revenge, "An eye for an eye". take this curiousity! *stab stab*... there, you won't be hurting anyone ever again.

ok... so im done here. ofcourse there's probably more types out there but wutever, i put the common ones that i always run into. oh! and i found where my sandwich went. my two cats stole it! saw them both eating it in the kitchen while getting juice. buncha thieves! doesnt chocolate kill cats? or was that dogs? and how the hell does it kill them? whatever... if they die then my sandwiches will never go missing again. curiousity is still at it i see. ofcourse i'd feel bad for them but why would they eat it if they know it kills them? maybe they wanted to commit suicide. who knows! on another note. i got a funny picture of some kid's drawing assignment submitted to a teacher and a letter from the mother on the following day.

well, it's another year and another valentine's day being single. now, most of you singulars are probably like, "oh i hate valentine's day, i got no one to be with and all i see are these couples smooching and shitting on eachother in front of me and yada yada yada..." okay... well, maybe not shitting. but that probably happens on valentine's day in europe. they got all that fucked up shit there. like.... ewww. but anyhow, valentine's day is nothing but another regular day, people. that's like saying that you're gonna create a new year's resolution on new year's day to improve yourself when you could totally stop being a lazy piece of hairy asshole juice and plan on improving yourself now. except for "v" day, it's a day where u plan to do something huge for your girl or guy or and/or guy and maybe pets and furniture. like, why can't you make it happen on a day besides valentine's day? it's most likely less expensive and very packed in restuarants and hotels. AND you don't have to see other couples hitting it off and i'll tell you why that's a good thing. you could be in a fancy restuarant and you give your girl a single rose, a box of chocolates and maybe one of those red little teddy bears that say "i love you" on it. sore kara... there would always be this one guy who creates the biggest scene trying to outstage all the other guys in there by giving his lady and entire rose bush, a giant chocolate covered teddy bear while he himself is in a teddy bear costume also covered in chocolate singing a song to his lady. meanwhile, all u hear from the other tables is other women saying "now why can't you do something like that for me?". yeah... u know it happens.

and shut up! i know im supposed to post the comics. but perfection is key. so let's not rush.